Just in-case anyone is looking for a new desk...

J.R.R. Tolkien's Merton College Desk

https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot...readcrumb=back

Do they accept liver? :D

Looks rubbish, the monitor will be way too high up, and it will need a a mouse mat to stop the mouse getting stuck in all the rivulets and notches in the surface.